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Pet death

My aunt Rose had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Ziggy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏

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