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Pet death

My aunt Rose had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Weasley eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘

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