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Pet death

My aunt Rose had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Worf eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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