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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Roxy eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺

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