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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Princess eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗

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