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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Izzy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛

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