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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Peanut eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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