Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rocky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.