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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Sparky eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦

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