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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rufus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺

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