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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Squishy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘

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