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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Widget eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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