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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Jenkins eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺

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