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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Tinkerbell eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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