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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Toby eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮

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