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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Buddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛

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