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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Coco eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮

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