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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Molly eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗

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