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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Daenerys eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏

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