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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Trotsky eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛

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