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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Hermoine eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯

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