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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮

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