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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Roxy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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