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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Jelly eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃

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