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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Snort eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃

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