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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Simpkins eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦

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