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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Gizmo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮

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