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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛

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