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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘

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