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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮

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