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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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