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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺

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