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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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