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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Toby eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍

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