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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺

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