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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮

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