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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊

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