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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻

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