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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯

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