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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺

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