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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺

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