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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Charlie eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮

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