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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Roxy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮

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