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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Roxy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺

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