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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Izzy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻

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