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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Peanut eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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