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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Gus eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍

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