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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Zeus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮

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