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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Loki eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗

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