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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Jelly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊

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