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Pet death

My aunt Fannie had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Snort eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛

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